Total Medals Earned: 105 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,785 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
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Medals Earned: 2/100 (15/2,000 points)
01 - Eat kid
01 - Throw kid body
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 2/45 (10/1,440 points)
Build the Storehouse.
Build the Hut.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Win your first battle!
Completed Chapter I
Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Used D's Dragon's Roar
Completed Guardian tree
Completed Healer tree
Completed Mage tree
Used Kaz's Rend
Completed Slayer tree
Used Mari's Snipe
Completed Thief tree
Completed Trickster tree
Completed Chapter II
Completed Chapter III
Completed Chapter IV
Complete all Defense quests
Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fished all Rares
Hackpicked all locked chests
Used Kaz's Hurricane
Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Completed Mercenary Defense
Achieved Pet level 10
Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Completed all Wanted quests
Completed the Bestiary
Completed Chapter V
Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Clear out Doom Lair
Used D's Dragon's Rage
Clear out Giant Land
Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Completed all Wanted X quests
Clear out Lao Prison
Medals Earned: 9/28 (60/500 points)
Buy 5 turrets
Kill 25 enemies
Survive for 15 waves (Survival)
Kill 100 enemies
Use an item
Survive for 5 waves (Survival)
Place 5 turrets of the same type
Survive for 10 waves without taking damage
Kill a MEGA enemy
Survive for 25 waves without taking damage
Level 10 times
Get a lvl 5 turret
Survive for 30 waves (Survival)
Kill 250 enemies
Level 50 times
Kill 500 enemies
Use 10 items
Get a lvl 10 turret
Place 9 cells
Kill a total of 10000 enemies
Survive for 50 waves (Survival)
Waste 1000 titons at once
Get 5 active mines at once
Place 10 spikes
Place 17 different turrets
Use 25 items
Survive for 50 waves without taking damage
Win campaign mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/240 points)
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Earn 1K gold.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Find 1 secret area
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters